Sunday, April 12, 2009

Soup or Something Like It...

  • I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
  • I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
  • I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
  • I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
  • I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
  • I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
  • I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
  • I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
  • I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
  • I'm SHORT, so I must be a MIDGET
  • I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
  • I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
  • I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
  • I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
  • I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet.
  • I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
  • I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
  • I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

...Wait...no...that's not right...




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