Today is the day where Pax does nothing for BEDA besides share some of his screenplay...so let's go.
**I can share none of the context or much of the backstory because it's still a WIP, but try and enjoy if you can**
METT (V.O.)
In a weird way it’s like starting over again. Like Kindergarten. None of us know each other, but we’re expected to make friends without the help of mommy or daddy for the first time...just all over again, and with more alcohol and swearing.
Mett props his feet up slightly on the empty chair in front of him and continues to scan the room. He soon makes eye contact with Isabella who sees him. In a panic he quickly looks down.
Isabella walks over to their row and motions to the empty seat still beside Mett.
ISABELLA
So we meet again, gayer version of Matt.
Mett chuckles and sits up slightly.
METT
It’s...
ISABELLA
Mett, I know, I remember.
Mett smiles and nods.
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METT (V.O.)
I don’t remember much of Dean Chambers speech. Partially because he talked a lot of bullshit, and partially because all I could focus on was the girl next to me who smelled like strawberries.
Mett looks over at her again quickly, once again looking away when she catches his eye.
METT (V.O.) (CONT’D)
And she probably thinks I’m some creepy stalker by now.
When he looks over again he notices she has looked away from him in much the same manner.
He smiles a happy, crooked smile and props his chin on his hand.
METT (V.O.) (CONT’D)
Or maybe not.
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METT (V.O.)
I’m tempted to call him Louis, but I don’t think he’ll get the reference.
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METT (CONT’D)
My iPod just decided to call it quits.
Paul frowns understandingly.
METT (V.O.) (CONT’D)
It’s sad how the teen population views technological tragedy to just as crushing as something that well, actually matters.
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METT (CONT’D)
I’m Mett
Isabella takes his hand slowly.
ISABELLA
Matt?
Mett laughs nervously
METT
No, Mett-- M-E-T-T... Mett.
Isabella eyes his name tag for a moment and then nods in understanding.
ISABELLA
So then like Matt, only gayer.
Mett stares blankly at the girl, realizing she doesn’t look like she’s kidding.
METT
Yeah...it’s a little something like that.
**did anyone notice the catchphrase to Paxomania thrown in there? if you did... I hartz you, very few people know this is where that came from, even before it was written.**
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The sound of the door can be heard as Mett is standing in his now noticeably empty room. The sound of his parents’ dialogue can be heard fading down the hall.
METT (V.O.)
I can still remember now what it felt like the day they left, I don’t ever even think I told them, but I cried.
Mett wipes his eyes and sniffs
METT (CONT’D)
But only a little...
**based on actual Paxist behavior**
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KRISTEN
TTYL.
She waves happily and walks away as Mett waves back stupidly.
METT (V.O.)
I’m not exactly sure what I’ve gotten myself into.
Mett stands from his chair, removing his iPod from his pocket and placing the earbuds in his ears. He grabs his plates and slowly follows the path that Kristen had taken to leave.
[”Why Can’t We Be Friends”-WAR plays softly on his iPod]
He looks back at Isabella who is now talking animatedly to a guy who is standing at the end of her table. Shaking his head he turns the volume up.
METT (V.O.) (CONT’D)
Damnit. How the hell do I even have this song?
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The rest should be done this weekend, so look out for it in a few weeks after that
**I can't share it until it has been graded, but I promise when it has you guys can see it**
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Monday, April 20, 2009
Insert Romeo and Juliet Pun (BEDA #19)
Happy 4-20...I don't give a fuck hahaha
Today is my DGAF day, so if I punt a fetus in the middle of this, don't get offended, I need a nap-- or possibly a clone (I can has Pax.2?)
I guess until I get a .2 I have to do this...
muddafecker...
So in lieu of having a witty song title, I have actually brought my never favorite cover to share.
And before you ask, I think Taylor Swift is an unattractive hack-- but the lyrics were pretty good, so I'm not complaining, I just think country= incest...and not even the good kind =P
Blaaaaaaa...what else?
It rained today, I have done some iLife work, and cast my Mett Grey.
Perfect...right?
I'm still trying to cast the perfect Isabella, but it's coming slowly.
Spring Fling is this week (see related: my friends are douches)...we get to see N.E.R.D... not as fun as normal Nerds, but just as cool.
Riddle for guys:
what's got 4 letters and 6 figures:
a nerd...
Not really a riddle I just lawled because someone told me that and why I should be proud of being a nerd...
I am not only proud, I am Nerdfighter proud.
Blaaaaaaa... Nerdfighters... today being 4-20... we can has EBO? si o no?
also I'm still reading Paper Towns (and getting food all in it, I have sad Margo and she's sad because she's covered in bit of egg and mayo)
And now I'm done...
*punts baby*
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Looking for BEDAs #17 and #18 (the first fail of the BEDA experience)
My fiancee is psychic--
we had been joking a few nights ago about how I would be busy for BEDA #17 and therefore was going to be titled "This is May, Pax is busy (BEDA #17)-- well let's just say in hindsight--
Pax was busy on BEDA 17 and therefore did not post his BEDA because he was...distracted.
If you follow me on Plurk, you know I was in an off mood-- and off mood being that my mind had checked out for the night.
If you don't believe me-- then you should believe the couple who can be quoted as respectively saying:
"I'm sure larer we'll lawls at how wrng this is...but reight now I can't even see the keys ket aklone understand what I'm typing... sorry love...this makes no sense at all... " (the wonders of when Pax is tired)
"but hopefulyy we'll both get the sleep we need..." (where May makes up words that are so close, yet so far)
I didn't forget to BEDA so much is that I was far too mentally intoxicated to post, that's the sign of true love-- you make each other drunk without even trying (I'm sure this is borne from some cheesy pickup line, which is why to me it came off ang cheesy)
I also don't really have much to post today, because today was merely me recovering from a night like last night...
I swear I wasn't drunk-- I'm just that retarded when my mind is on a million things that it shouldn't be.
I believe someone regretfully said horny, and I lawled--for anyone who knows why I lawled... then congratulations, you know how Pax is and how Pax isn't, you win a prize.
and now time for food...
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